Clearly what's wrong right now is not a result of police misconduct in Maple Grove.
It dawned on me The problem is there's not a crime for attempting to attempt and maintain the ability to attempt while actively trying to murder
If you think my tone is intended to be serious in this one I've got a bridge for you so a few states away in this place called Brooklyn
Rumor has it though officer Hanson now owns it via crimeless civil asset forfeiture. Something tells me if this was serious rather than sarcastic I would still get the charge for him stealing it because I didn't have the title..
I do have to wonder if he's interested in buying a trout pond in Sparta